Notorious J.A.B.
Marco D’Alfonso (a.k.a. m7781) pays tribute to the late great Jabba the Hutt. Shortly before his untimely death, I believe the Hutt summarized it best:
It was all a dream
I used to read Dark Side magazine
Palpatine and Darth Vader away from Tattooine
Hangin’ Han Solo on my wall
Every other day ranc’ attack, Bib Fortuna, Boba Fett
I let my pod race ‘til my pod popped
Smokin’ spice and death stick, sippin’ on private stock
Stay back, when I have the red and black sail barge
With sarlacc to match
Remember Gardulla, dul-la, dul-la
You never thought that the Hutts would take it this far
Now I’m in the limelight ‘cause I rhyme tight
Time to go far, blow up like the Death Star
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat womp rats for dinner
Peace to Lyn Me, Rystall Sant, Sy Snootles
Droopy McCool, Max Rebo Band
I’m blowin’ up like you thought I would
Call the Crumb, same number same hood
It’s all goodUh, and if you don’t know, now you know, nerf herder, uh
(Source: m7781.com)
